1: Create FPS game with generic wwII story.
2: Profit from tragedy.
V O X E L S T E I N 3 D
official story: WARNING: Contains crude/offensive/lulzy jokes about Jews, please use discretion/common sense, story not meant to be taken seriously in any way shape or form.
In 1933, Germany had established itself as a super power, leading the way in technology, from the invention of synthetic oil fuel to the creation of long-distance V3 rockets, jet fighters and UFOs.
|Technological advancements by Nazi-Germany, 1933|
In 1939, a full blown AIDS epidemic was discovered in the jewish and gay communities in Europe.
|1939: AIDS epidemic discovered in GAY BARS and in jewish communities|
To prevent a global pandemic, it was decided that the jews and gays were to be deported to ghettos and confinement camps.
|Wannsee Conference: A Final Solution to the AIDS Crisis.|
The reason AIDS was almost exclusively and predominantly associated to jews and gays, was simple: gays have lots of gay unprotected sex,
|GAY SEX LOL|
and the jews circumcise each other: immediately after attacking the baby penis with a blunt kitchen knife, the Rabbi starts to give the baby penis a horny wet blowjob, thus transmitting the AIDS virus.
|Rabbi after having transmitted the AIDS virus.|
But jews and gays were not the only people deported: a small innocent group of people, the internet trolls living in their mothers' basements, were also targeted and deported as well.
The deportation of the trolls happened shortly after Nazi-Germany's industrialized propaganda machine "Fox News Channel" had launched a massive propaganda campaign against the defenseless internet trolls, labeling them as domestic terrorists, sexual predators and even carriers of the AIDS virus despite the fact that internet trolls don't have any AIDS because they all live in their mothers' basements and are all virgins.
|Nazi-Germany's Industrialized |
|Churchill and Roosevelt agreeing to rescue the internet trolls.|
Fearing that firebombs would RISK killing the trolls, a team of highly trained
|Good luck, soldier. And remember: KILL 'EM ALL!!|
A Challenger Appears
Churchill and Roosevelt realized that they had completely forgot about
Dre Mario Stalin.
|forgot about |
Churchill and Roosevelt both shat brix when they got reports that Mario Stalin had set C&C waypoints to Berlin.
|Mario Stalin sets a CnC rally point to Führerbunker, Berlin.|
"Mario Stalin is going after Mecha-Hitler!", squealed Churchill, his legs weakening.. "History will remember Mario Stalin as the man who killed Mecha-Hitler and ended the war!" Churchill fell to the floor and began squealing again. Roosevelt pushed his wheelchair closer to Churchill, gazed at his greedy fat bloated capitalist pig face, and said while drooling: "Do not fear little piggy.. when Mario Stalin is busy raising his red flag over the Berlin ruins:
, we will be nearby grabbing everything we can get our greedy hands on."
|1945, New World Order.|
"Besides, Church, how many history lessons do you think people remember anyway? Hm? Two? History students don't have an Old-Timers' Day. They came close, but they never made it, and if they were gonna make it they would have been arrested now since dissent is terrorism. And if there is one thing that the indie and mainstream entertainment industry has taught us, it's that our country has won every single war in history."
Roosevelt wiped the shit off his glasses and went on ranting:
"Mario Stalin is also a gold-grabbing jew; if he continues his communist crusade, Earth will be sucked dry of coins and resources."
|Communism: invading countries and stealing their coins. Jewish conspiracy much?|
"It is therefore imperative that we conquer and capture as much of the cake from Mario Stalin as possible, even if that means sacrificing all our sock puppet soldiers in suicide mission at Normandy beach"
|Everybody's rushing, gotta make it to the cake. Gotta make my mind up,|
which piece can I take?
|Church and FDR getting ready to start the colonialism of the cake.|
"Nobody steals cake from a greedy power-hungry pig and lives!"
"And FDR said, Let there be War: and there was War. And FDR saw the War, and it was good."
Steve Jobs [work in progress]
Mario Stalin image (9x1.png) courtesy of Doğan "leblebi" Kılınç.
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